why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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