I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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