U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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