Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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