You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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