found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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