it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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