I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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