she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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