Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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