you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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