Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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