i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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