we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
