I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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