Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
