please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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