is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize