Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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