she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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