Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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