Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
