return my video game
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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