I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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