And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
3pm strippers are depressing
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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