ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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