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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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