he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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