Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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