4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I need to align my fucking chakras
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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