I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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