sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
420 ftw
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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