i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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