they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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