There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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