He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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