party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i came on her dog
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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