people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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