Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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