I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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