What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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