I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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