epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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