I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Is it penis luge time yet?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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