Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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