Dual....:-)
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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