I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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