And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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