You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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