If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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