But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
sex in a hospital.. check
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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