I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
foreskin is a definite game changer
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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